Bedtime Was Twenty-Four Hours Ago

I literally wrote on my hand so I'd remember to write about it later: Luciana, car, funny, hate life.

Tea Is Served at Your Own Risk

"No Daddy, if I have to take a bath so do my guests."

I really want to just stick her in front of the iPad.

The one time I wanted histrionics and you gave me a wave.

So spending an entire week with you was amazing. Kind of like eating a poop sandwich with chocolate in the middle.

Both doors are the wrong door.

I missed the sad. Which makes no sense at all.

People think I've got this.

Luciana had her first dentist appointment. It went really well so I'm taking all the credit.

The intimacy you wanted with Luciana got stolen from you and handed to me.