The one time I wanted histrionics and you gave me a wave.
toddler humor
Chocolate in the Middle
So spending an entire week with you was amazing. Kind of like eating a poop sandwich with chocolate in the middle.
If It Looks Like a Duck and Acts Like a Duck…
Turns out I have NEGATIVE chill when it comes to Luciana.
Gross or Viral
Both doors are the wrong door.
The Exorcism Bath
You drive the bus. I'm the passenger holding a bag full of poop toys.
Let’s Go Shopping, I Want One
That's a penis. We don't boop the penis.