When Mommy Means I Miss You

When she calls someone Mommy, it means I miss you.

Reason #5 to Read I’m Only a Good Daddy Because Your Mommy Died

People are human. People mean well. People still suck.

I swear she is catnip for 6 year olds.

The ear did heal. I did not.

My wife isn't coming back from the dead. She isn't a vampire.

The whole place was a museum I never agreed to curate.

I got gaslit by a five year old.

Did I notice if you were crying in your crib while I stared at ceiling fans?