When she calls someone Mommy, it means I miss you.
Reason #5 to Read I’m Only a Good Daddy Because Your Mommy Died
People are human. People mean well. People still suck.
Catnip for 6 Year Olds
I swear she is catnip for 6 year olds.
One Ear at a Time
The ear did heal. I did not.
My Favorite Line In The Book
My wife isn't coming back from the dead. She isn't a vampire.
Living in a Mausoleum
The whole place was a museum I never agreed to curate.
The Angriest I’ve Been Since Mommy Died
I got gaslit by a five year old.
The Night I Didn’t Care If You Cried
Did I notice if you were crying in your crib while I stared at ceiling fans?